蠢蛋搞怪到永遠4.5

Daniel loved his job as a small town priest more than anything. Then he met Jane. God help him.@www....

　　Sonia is a neurotic jingle writer who's always dreamt of a big and exciting life. Surprised by a sudden proposal and subsequent ultimatum from her easy-going boyfriend, Chris, Sonia has to decide whether she'll join the ranks of her married friends or take a leap and pursue her fantasies. A whimsical romantic comedy that's raunchy and yet gentle, 'It Had To Be You' explores the choices women face today while satirizing cultural expectations of gender and romance.

　　Roger Willoughby is considered to be a leading expert on sports fishing. He's written books on the subject and is loved by his customers in the sporting goods department at Abercrombie and Fitch, where he works. There's only one problem however: he's never been fishing in his life. When the store owner enters him in a fishing contest, mayhem ensues.

　　這是Richard Lester最好的一個片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

　　講述的是三位A-Go-Go-Dancers的公路荒原歷險記。女頭目是一名日裔女子，臉容睜獰而且是空手道黑帶，其餘兩位一是拉丁美人，另一是金髮姑娘。而重要的是，三位小野貓的胸前都是空前偉大的。話說三小野貓駕著跑車在公路上飛馳，在沙漠上遇上一情侶，女頭目與該男的一言不合初則口角繼而動武，女頭目把男的打個落花流水，更徒手拗斷他的手臂而死。三小野貓虜劫剩下來楚楚可憐的小女子。四人到達了荒原上一村屋，屋內住有三名男子，老的是父親，不良於行但老奸巨滑，細仔四肢發達頭腦簡單，大仔則算是個正常的鄉下人。三男子邀四女子作客……其後的劇情，搞不清是男的垂涎女的美色，還是女的垂涎男的，是女頭目貪圖老奸巨的錢財，還是老奸巨識破了小野貓曾殺人虜掠。總之到最後，大仔助小女子逃走，女頭目趕至與他混戰一場，最後女頭目被小女子驅車撞死……

　　Unemployed Czech-speaking writer Nicholas Whistler thinks he's got a job visiting Prague for a bit of industrial espionage. In fact he is now in the employ of British Intelligence. His pretty chauffeuse on arrival behind the Iron Curtain, Comrade Simonova, is herself a Czech agent. Just as well she's immediately attracted to 007's unwitting replacement.

　　After 15 years of friendship and peacefull life together Volfgang finally decides to marry Jana but suddenly old friend of Jana arrives - alive doll named Bella who isn't good girl and who doesn't want to give Jana away to Volfgang without fight.

　　A seasoned woman from the world of show business, recruits 11 Romanian dancers dreaming of fame and glory to take them to Paris. One of them decides to leave her husband, but he doesn't take it very well and starts on a journey to get back his wife and plenty of hilarious things happen along the way.

　　Raúl, Eduardo and Santiago have led a happy and "straight" life since their childhood, until, one day, Santiago confesses to them that he is gay.

　　邪惡的Spengo星國王Tod愛上了地球人Nelson夫人,將她劫持到了外星,並意圖摧毀地球,Nelson先生為了營救自己的妻子,和Spengo星人聯合,要推翻Tod的暴政，並拯救地球

　　Set against the backdrop of a working farm in rural Northern Ireland, 'An Irish Goodbye' is a black comedy following the reunion of estranged brothers Turlough (Seamus O’Hara) and Lorcan (James Martin) following the untimely death of their mother (Michelle Fairley).　　Under the watchful eye of odd-ball parish priest Father O’Shea (Paddy Jenkins), the brothers’ pained reunion is worsened by the fact Turlough must now make new care arrangements for Lorcan, who has Down Syndrome. But when the brothers discover an unfulfilled bucket list belonging to their late mother, Lorcan senses an opportunity: he’ll only agree to leave the farm once he and Turlough have themselves completed every single wish on their mother’s list…all one-hundred of them.

蕾切爾（金妮弗·古德溫 Ginnifer Goodwin 飾）年近三十卻依然單身，對於自己的終身大事，這位咋咋呼呼的傻大姐保持著樂觀的態度，加上好閨蜜達茜（凱特·哈德森 Kate Hudson 飾）的陪伴，日子過得還算有滋有味。可是，一個“噩耗”的到來讓蕾切爾無法繼續淡定——達茜即將和男友走入婚姻的殿堂並邀請蕾切爾成為伴娘，而達茜的男友不是別人，正是蕾切爾曾經暗戀過的德克士（科林·伊格斯菲德 Colin Egglesfield 飾）。　　原來，大學時代的蕾切爾對當時英俊帥氣的德克士十分傾慕，可達茜的出現立刻就將德克士的目光吸引了過去，面對好友的橫刀奪愛，蕾切爾也只能忍氣吞聲。現在，當初青澀的三人都已經長大成人，內心的情感早已不復往日的單純。達茜的婚期將近，蕾切爾絕望的發現，自己已經無法再抑制內心裡的蠢蠢欲動。

　　Through outrageous, never-before-seen footage, witness the making of the Jackass crew's last go at wild stunts.

Chad Gates has just gotten out of the Army, and is happy to be back in Hawaii with his surf-board, his beach buddies, and his girlfriend. His father wants him to go to work at the Great Southern Hawaiian Fruit Company, but Chad is reluctant. So Chad goes to work as a tour guide at his girlfriend's agency. Written by Pat McCurry {[email protected]}