德古拉的新娘

今年新出的《招魂大派對》是一部將惡搞路線進行到底的恐怖喜劇。但與其說它恐怖，不如說它笑死人不償命。看似無腦的喜劇元素，卻因為編劇導演摻入了一點點真心，獲得了爛番茄專業影評人100%好評，意外成就了口碑...

For some reason, forever young and always immaculately dressed, Koschey has been unable to find a bride for three hundred years. He intimidated, and kidnapped, and turned various princesses into frogs, but these courtship did not help the prince of darkness. Meanwhile, the beautiful hero Varvara only does what she fights off in the arena from suitors who covet her dowry. Howeve...

巴德里是個高中畢業就跟著富商爸爸混日子的快樂青年，拽拽的他一直以為自己是佔西最好的男人，直到他遇見了維德希。維德希是一個自主獨立的女性代表，憎恨男女區別待遇，一聽到嫁妝兩個字就變得很暴力。　　巴德里費了好大的勁兒幫維德希的姐姐找到了新郎，卻在新郎父親提出來的嫁妝問題上頭疼不已，但他還是解決了困難。　　心中有航空夢想的維德希面對竭盡全力幫助自己家庭的巴德里會放棄夢想，走上聖壇麼？巴德里能不能帶自己的新娘走向美麗的婚姻殿堂？帶著對第一部的美好印象好好欣賞這一對的愛情故事吧。　　ps.男女主角真是配一臉啊，這是兩人繼《年度最佳學生》、《夏爾馬的新娘》後第三次合作。

　　亨利（加里·格蘭特 Cary Grant 飾）是一名英俊帥氣的法國軍官，在前線，他結識了前來應援的美國陸軍婦女隊軍官凱瑟琳（安·謝裡登 Ann Sheridan 飾），儘管兩人之間的交流經常伴隨著吵吵鬧鬧，但隨著時間的推移，亦產生了真摯而奇妙的感情。　　戰爭結束後，亨利決定跟隨凱瑟琳前往美國，結婚並開始幸福的生活，然而此時，一個難題卻擺在了他們的面前，那就是亨利並不能取得美國的合法居留權。為瞭解決這個問題，亨利和凱瑟琳想了一個損招，那就是讓亨利打扮成婦女隊的軍官，混進美國。讓兩人沒有想到的是，這個看似完美的計劃執行起來卻遭到了諸多變故，他們能夠獲得最終的“勝利”嗎？

娜麗達（艾西瓦婭·雷 Aishwarya Rai Bachchan 飾）出生在一個傳統的印度家庭之中，她有三個姐妹，都到了嫁人的年齡，為了將女兒們嫁進好人家，白先生（阿努潘·凱爾 Anupam Kher 飾）和白太太（Nadira Babbar 飾）可謂是費了不少的周章。　　然而，聰慧機敏的娜麗達卻並不願意接受父母安排的姻緣，她相信，只有她自己才能決定，誰才是真正適合她的男人，父親和母親將娜麗達的舉動視為叛逆，深感頭痛。一次偶然中，娜麗達結識了名為達西（馬丁·亨德森 Martin Henderson 飾）的富翁，起初，兩人都看對方很不順眼，處處挑刺找茬，關係十分緊張。然而，隨著時間的推移，達西漸漸發現娜麗達並不是那種腦袋裡空空的繡花枕頭，而娜麗達亦發現了達西善良真摯的一面，愛情的火苗暗自滋長。

凡是青春就要求愛，四個年輕小夥子這次要向泡妞高手傑克討教，看如何才能正確地把妹、交到女朋友，讓自已也成為「閃光」一族。 然而愛情軍師傑克自已也是一個頭兩個大，他似乎不像自已說的「一次搞定32個妹」，相反地，面臨因懷孕而逼婚的女友感到手足無措，在決定以分手收場之後，這回傑克可嚐到失去真愛的痛，後來透過寫作來沉澱療傷，痛定思痛決定再把女友追回來，而她…會輕易答應嗎?!就像全天下的情侶一樣吵吵鬧鬧，他們能否畫出美滿的幸福藍圖？

　　

　　A quick glimpse at the cast for this film would make any horror fan giddy with glee. The actual movie doesn't live up to those high expectations, but it's far from being all bad. Desi Arnaz Jr. (!) plays an author who makes a crazy $20,000 bet with his publisher that he could write a great novel in only 24 hours. To do so, the publisher gives him the keys to an old abandoned house where he won't be disturbed. Not true. Once he gets there he is interrupted by a multitude of guests including a family which consists of John Carradine, Sheila Keith, Peter Cushing and Vincent Price. They are gathered there in a twisted family reunion to release their brother from the room he's been imprisoned in for forty years. Even Christopher Lee drops by as Corrigan, the man who has just purchased the house. Soon, they realize that the caged brother is loose and out for revenge.　　What a great plotline and what a dream cast! This movie should have been a hell of a lot better. It's hard to pinpoint the exact problems with the film, but I would venture to say that the lack of lighting was a major fault. Sure the house has no electricity but I think they took the title of the movie a little too literally. Scenes after scenes are barely visible and the actors' faces are undecipherable. Only the moments in the main dinning hall are well lit. Also, the great actors are given very little to do. Cushing gets a few chuckles as the scared brother but Price, Lee and especially Carradine are somewhat wasted here. Well, at least Price gets the best line of the film: `Please don't interrupt me while I am soliloquizing.' And on the plus side, the story has enough twists and turns throughout to keep one`s interest and the ending, while a bit of a cop-out, manages to surprise.

　　該片講述的是將看到鬼神能力當成賺錢手段的就業準備生“泰民”，在一個每天晚上都發生神秘事件的攝影棚就業後發生的橫衝直撞的搞笑恐怖片。

　　查爾斯．拉蒙特執導的一部恐怖喜劇，由高腳七、矮冬瓜和鮑里斯．卡洛夫合演。劇情描述在維多利亞時代的倫敦，兩名新手警察碰上了一個化身博士，展開了連串鬥法。本片雖無特別精彩的笑料，但英國著名恐怖片明星鮑里斯．卡洛夫的演出及特技化裝均有可觀之處。當年在英國公映時，曾被電檢列為X級，但後來卻可以在兒童電視節目中放映。

　　正在監獄中服刑的爆炸專家洛高接受了恐怖集團一項五百萬美元酬勞的任務：用薄如紙片的新式炸彈在美國製造恐慌。另一邊，白頭神探弗蘭克（萊斯利•尼爾森 Leslie Nielsen 飾）光榮退休，那些驚心動魄的戰鬥似乎瞬間就成為了往事，警方獲悉恐怖爆炸計劃後邀請弗蘭克再次出山，令其進入醫院臥底，以接近洛高的情人譚雅。妻子珍（普瑞希拉•普雷斯利 Priscilla Presley 飾）對於孩子的渴望愈發強烈，但再次為公眾安全疲於奔命的弗蘭克毫無親暱的多餘體力，傷心的珍離家出走。弗蘭克二次臥底進入監獄，打入洛高一夥並與他成功越獄，自此留在洛高身邊監視，此時珍找到弗蘭克，捲入了臥底行動。洛高計劃在奧斯卡頒獎典禮上安放炸彈，而能挽救奧斯卡的，只有弗蘭克……

A young American clerk Anthony, who was recently divorced, led a lonely lifestyle. His old friend Matt did not answer calls for several days and it looked like he left somewhere without warning any of his friends. One day, sounds were heard from Matts apartment and Anthony went to check what happened there. Suddenly, he stumbled upon an unfamiliar, beautiful girl and fell in surprise and hit his head. As it turned out, the girl was Natasha, Matts girlfriend. Matt heard the sound and rushed in. He and Natasha carried Anthony to his apartment. The next day, Matt and Natasha told Anthony they had just returned from Russia and advised him to go there where he could find a beautiful bride. Natasha assured Anthony that Russia is a very safe place and lots of fun things going on. After some hesitation, Anthony went to Russia. Having settled into the hotel, and rested, in the evening he went to the bar, where he met a lonely, dancing, beautiful blonde named Nina. One of the bar visitors warns Anthony that Nina was a witch and could not be kissed. Anthony didnt take it seriously. The couple had fun at the restaurant and Nina invited Anthony to her home. Well drunk, Anthony agreed.

　　瓊（貝蒂·戴維斯 Bette Davis 飾）是銜著金湯匙出生的千金小姐，她的生活雖然富足，但並不快樂，因為她缺少一樣東西，那就是自由。一次偶然中，瓊邂逅了名為艾倫（傑克·卡森 Jack Carson 飾）的樂隊指揮，瓊一下子被他的風度翩翩給吸引了，兩人火速發生了關係，並且決定私奔結婚。　　女兒的失蹤令瓊的父親感到非常的著急，他找來了技術十分了得的飛機師史蒂夫（詹姆斯·卡格尼 James Cagney 飾），委託他駕駛飛機將自己的女兒帶回德州。哪知道瓊誤以為史蒂夫是綁架犯，千方百計的想要從飛機上逃走，鬧出了一連串的笑話。禍不單行，在沙漠上空，史蒂夫的飛機發生了故障，一行人被迫降落在了茫茫的沙海之中。

　　小玉（張曼玉 飾）帶上了自己的全部家當，隻身一人來到美國，為的就是同相戀多年的未婚夫皮特（張堅庭 飾）相聚，然而，越過千山萬水之後的小玉才發現，在美國，沒有居住權的她事事舉步維艱。　　在皮特的慫恿之下，小玉決定通過假結婚來獲得居住權，他們找到了落魄賭鬼錢寶（洪金寶 飾），希望能與他達成交易。就這樣，小玉成為了錢寶的妻子。讓小玉沒有想到的是，僅僅一天之後，皮特就帶著小玉的全部財產消失無蹤，留下茫然的小玉和錢寶，不知該如何是好，剛開始，錢寶粗暴的將小玉趕出家本，但之後於心不忍，又再次收留了她，兩個走投無路的倒黴鬼，在異國他鄉該如何生存？