行走的幽魂

明朝萬曆年間，鎮國之寶金龍劍不翼而飛。該寶劍劍氣鋒利，五步之內能令人一命嗚呼。七百年來始終深藏宮中，從未出鞘，歷代君王視同鎮國玉璽珍藏。一旦寶劍出鞘，必將造成天下大亂。朝廷布下天羅地網搜尋寶劍的下落，查清寶劍為飛天貂狐劉天霸盜取，而劉天霸又被獨行太歲所殺，奪走了寶劍。幾經輾轉，拿著寶劍的赤發魔君又被一位白髮蒼蒼的老英雄殺害，而今老人和寶劍的下落不明，只知道在崑崙山脈一地。寶劍丟失的消息很快在江湖上傳開，許多野心之徒試圖奪得寶劍，稱霸武林，為此不惜大開殺戒，拼命搏殺。與此同時，更有正義忠正只是竭盡全力保護武林和天下的太平，血雨腥風在所難免……©豆瓣

Stand-up performance of comedian Ken Jeong recorded live at Pasadena, California.

Stuart Whitman is Shatter, an international hitman who is hiding out in Hong Kong after he has completed a contract out on an African leader. Shatter soon finds out that everyone wants him dead, including the crime syndicate, the cops and the brother of the African leader he killed. Shatter teams up with a kung fu expert (Ti Lung) to try to get the money that is owed to him. Various double crosses and fight scenes ensue.

楊尼（尤西·瓦坦恩 Jussi Vatanen 飾）是一個整天無所事事遊手好閒的無業遊民，靠著領取政府發放的失業救濟金生活，一晃眼五年就這樣過去了，楊尼的女友依娜麗（帕梅拉·托拉 Pamela Tola 飾）對男友如今的現狀感到非常的不滿。一天，依娜麗拜託楊尼去買一臺信號轉換器，但楊尼給忘記了，當他想起來的時候，商場已經關門了。依娜麗徹底的爆發了，她向男友發出了最後的通牒，如果不能在今天買到數字轉換器，那麼他們就分手。 楊尼這才意識到事情的嚴重性，於是帶著兩個好友，楊尼踏上了尋找數字轉換器的旅途，一路上，一行不靠譜的人遇到了各種各樣的麻煩和意外。

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The scene where Clay flicks his hand with the rubber band was ad-libbed by Gregory in an attempt to show the audience that he's trying to not think about Samantha.